Who killed the laser printer?
J'accuse! Shall we blame Mamalisa, who lurks in the background?
You know from watching the show, that the most obvious answer just can't be right.
A quick interview of the usual suspects garnered the following speculations:
"It killed itself." From the person most likely to empathize with the poor overworked machine.
"It's number was up." From the person with the most Zen presence. Who, coincidentally, orders the toner and replacement drums and may actually be aware of the projected print-life of the machine in question.
"It needed killing." From the person most likely to lose a document somewhere between her computer and said printer.
Given that the holiday is fast approaching, I 'm afraid that this crime scene is going to go cold and stay cold. Given that the strike is on, I'm afraid we won't recruit another printer for a long long time.
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