Thursday, December 04, 2008

The Corporate Card - Thursday 12/4/2008

I have a corporate card!

Well, anyway, a corporate generic holiday seasons greeting card that everyone in the office signs, which gets mailed to our clients. It reminds me how important I am in the grand scheme of things.

When, in my dewy youth, I envisioned signing this many autographs in a row there was a bookstore involved, and a small but eager line of people with eyes aglow.

And a title page, dammit.

If the universe grants the realization of this vision, I vow that all my autographs will be legible.

Unlike Jens, the office manager, whose signatures on the last few cards imply that a person named Gerbil Horvanian works here.


KathyR said...


I would change my name to Gerbil Horvanian if I thought it would get me past Chapter 3 of my aborted novel project.

Sundry said...

KathyR - Maybe you should give that a try. Start every writing session with the pledge that "I, Gerbil Horvanian, will pursue this story to the very end."

Do you write other than your wonderful blog?

Anonymous said...

Peace be with you