Thursday, December 04, 2008
The Corporate Card - Thursday 12/4/2008
I have a corporate card!
Well, anyway, a corporate generic holiday seasons greeting card that everyone in the office signs, which gets mailed to our clients. It reminds me how important I am in the grand scheme of things.
When, in my dewy youth, I envisioned signing this many autographs in a row there was a bookstore involved, and a small but eager line of people with eyes aglow.
And a title page, dammit.
If the universe grants the realization of this vision, I vow that all my autographs will be legible.
Unlike Jens, the office manager, whose signatures on the last few cards imply that a person named Gerbil Horvanian works here.